Wine Words and the Sex Pistols

Malcom McLaren, of Sex Pistols fame, has come to our rescue. 
We’ve had an ongoing family discussion about wine vocabulary, you know, what words to describe a wine. What words will be something commonly recognized and understood.
In Today’s NY Times, Mr. McLaren recounts his early days as a wine taster and gives us some guidance on describing wines. 
Flabby under the arms!